Hey, I would die and kill over a lot of things and you just aren't going to give a shit if I kill an incel.
Hym "It isn't that I want to kill your kids... It's that I want to kill the guy responsible for doing this to me this so badly that I will gladly kill your kids as a proxy if you are going to chose to defend them. Which you have. And it isn't me who's responsible for it because I don't give a fuck what I did that makes you think this is justified... If I am the impetus for your actions... The people who started it were doing it and it spread before I threatened anyone. So, what's the deal here Jordan? What's it going to be?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the Kidsmug. Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the The money should be going to my kidsmug. little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
Get the iPad Kidmug. Usually over-privileged under-supervised kids who live on the lake and think that it's unusual to not stay at the Ritz Carlton when you go to Florida for spring break. Often cruise around on their mopeds and train all summer for lacrosse because lax is life. Like to sport Vineyard Vines clothing and are especially in love with the stickers to put on their MacBook Pros, but still insist that they're not preppy. Can tell you the difference between knock-off Uggs and real Uggs--even if both have the Ugg brand name on them. Complain about getting an A- on a pop quiz because "What will Mom and Dad say if I don't go to Harvard or Yale?" Like to get drunk and pass out in front of the high school and get picked up by their friends who shouldn't be driving yet to be taken to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.
Conversations heard by east kids:
"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"
"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"
"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"
"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"
by eastiebeasty April 22, 2014
Get the east kidsmug. by B1ldo August 15, 2022
Get the iPad Kidmug. His pullout game is raw he must be Edward 40 kids!!
Don’t worry we can go raw they call me Edward 40 kids
Don’t worry we can go raw they call me Edward 40 kids
by Mecrowave May 12, 2022
Get the Edward 40 kidsmug. This kid will sing at your local Wal-Mart for 5.99. Let's just hope he does not end up like scumbag jake paul..
(Yodeling kid) yodels intensively...
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!
by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018
Get the Yodeling kidmug.