Fart Parlour

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.

Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour

by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

fart

a bloodly stinking peice of crap

my cat did a big fat fart

by erfghjkkugyjhhj, March 29, 2021

Fart Bags

Butt cheeks

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.

by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023

Bleach Fart

Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.

Look at this annoying ass smug Cody Rhodes. What a bleach fart.

by GigaSaiyan April 5, 2023

FART

A SEXY DADDY LOOKING FOR SEX

omg look a fart!

by Doggie*Love April 8, 2022

Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.

Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!

by ReyMon! July 7, 2024