sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Monkey

500 quid

just got a monkey off rkid from tha stogger we got from crocky

by 2dogslaaaaa January 20, 2021

Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

by John Evan’s June 20, 2025