Howler monkey

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.

This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.

by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022

Spelunkey Monkey

Super sexy and funny twitter user

Spelunkey Monkey hahaha

by Spelunkey Monkey July 12, 2021

Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse

“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”

by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

Nitrous Monkey

An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul

Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.

Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.

"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."

Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!

by Bassheads Inc. June 4, 2020

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011