I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH

Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!

by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

Dink Fart

Dink fart refers to when an object, food, or drink has a odor similar to that of vomit,

Ewwww.. that shit smells like dink fart bro!!

by 9x7T August 2, 2023

Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it

Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?

by Moos September 1, 2019