Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Honey Nut

That sticky piss you get after you cum or get wet.

Bro, I just totally honey nutted in the John!

by Mr. Justaguy August 01, 2021

Honey Nut

A name for Smegma used by people who like to consume that type of matter.

I have so much honey nut on my cock and it was tasty.

by KHop October 08, 2007

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 20, 2016

nut umami

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.

Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.

by December 18, 2020

kamakazi nut

When you are about to bust when you are beating the fuck out ya meat and you yell you’re parents name and bust before they get there

I was beating my meat and I kamakazi nut and I didn’t get caught

by The meme lord of all lords October 06, 2017