Deez nuts

A crunchy chocolate branded by Feastables, a chocolate company. And it has a nice balls taste…

I love deez nuts, plus there so huge!

by YuMmy cHiCKken April 10, 2023

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

dez nuts

your gigantic juicey jiggley balls or nuts

your mom dez nuts

by jake gigglyballs January 25, 2022

nub nut

the video game cross between a nub and a num nut

a nub nut would be someone who always fucks up in search and destroy and or makes the team lose all the time maybe one of your best friends but he/she is videogame impaired!

player1-what a friggin dumb ass i told you he was coming from behind you!
player2- i didnt see him!!!!
player1- thats because he was behind you your such a friggin nub nut!!!!

by deeznutz805 November 24, 2009

deez nuts

a funny prank to do on random females to get the shit slap out of you

person 1: do you have enya CD"S
person 2:what
person 3: SUCK DEEZ NUTS ENYA MOUTH

by A.G.O.T.I March 17, 2022

Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.

"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022