ciggie for my wiggie

a term used after flipping light switches
to want a ciggarette
to want a drayyyyyyyyaaaugggggggggg

can i get a ciggie for my wiggie?

by mickeyd539 May 22, 2006

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Cho my god

1. A rendition of 'oh my god!' used as an exclamation of shock or surprise.
2. To call a stage dark.

1. "We just found midget porn on our teacher's computer!"
"Cho my god!!"
2. "Cho my god."
"Thank you!"

by Kirin McFancyPants November 23, 2006

trim my lamp

an extinct art that had to do with the removal of hair.

When I trim my lamp, I reveive many compliments.

by Gabriel Blow March 14, 2009

o my lanta

a good saying used in place of o my god

o my lanta did you see that ford!

by Heifer shoemaker December 24, 2008

Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Obunga my Kunga

"Obunga my Kunga" is a greeting that roughly translates to "Hello my friend." It is the retarded version of the nigger phrase "Kachigga my Nigga."

Jayden: "Obunga my Kunga!"
Braden: "Did you just have a fucking stroke you autist?"

by childtrafficker69 July 28, 2018