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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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The wife and kid

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...
by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015
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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
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dunkin kid

delinquent zidiot who spends all their time at dunkin donuts smoking reciepts and cinnamon buns.
welp, fuck it, i knew little dylan would grow up to be a zipperhead, dunkin kid, magnum opus ziggerot.
by steveupsidedown October 3, 2019
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national prank your kid

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
by arararyayay May 11, 2023
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kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018
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Billy the kid

A very young manager that has joined a high ranking managment team. Your typical Billy the kid, although very positive, will waist considerable time, effort and funds on things like powernappjng seminars and expensive but useless uniform upgrades which highlight their lack of real world knowledge.
The company just employed a Billy the kid. The company really needs some young vibrant ideas.
by Sam cannistan September 8, 2022
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