Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light

You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?

by RI Red July 31, 2021

cum buzz

When you are talking nonsense after cumming real good.

You are talking so sweet to me, you must be cum buzzed.

by Gazelle July 30, 2016

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

Puss in cum

A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.

"Ever since he had that crush on a girl he's become a puss in cum."

by Joynerfan February 1, 2022

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

cum

White shit that "comes" out my BBC when I'm hella horny

Aw shit, I'm cumming all over my dads car

by anonymous July 8, 2024