Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

Gay Red Bucket

A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys

Yo did you know Petar is a Gay Red Bucket .

by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with)

walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with) aka Angelina louca

by Angelina louca January 18, 2023

Not feeling red hot

Feeling down/sad or just not ones self.

"Yeah I'm not feeling red hot"
"Not feeling super red hot today"

by T.H.E T.E.H May 12, 2022

Red Mist

to show anger in an extreme form. The creepypasta, squidwards suicide.

I AM TRYING NOT TO RELEASE MY RED MIST.

by selfsucking528 May 4, 2022