you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
mugGet the you not even the fartmug.

Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
mugGet the Fart Shmonemug.

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds
You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes
by Hanime gg May 8, 2022
mugGet the Penis fartemug.

Fart tuitous

Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.
*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.
by Farting January 1, 2021
mugGet the Fart tuitousmug.

Shula fart

One of the largest anal tremblings one can experience. Typically observed eating a large steak, a Shula fart has immense velocity and quality behind it, yet there’s no smell.
“Bubba that fart woke up the entire floor. But what the hell it doesn’t smell?”

“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
mugGet the Shula fartmug.

fart

a queef but out your butt. she’s gorgeous and has 6 pak. he will cherish your love forever because he wants to.
i can’t even believe you love fart. that’s so totally awkward random
by fart love December 15, 2021
mugGet the fartmug.

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