Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

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Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .

Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.

by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016

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Red Shoes

A girl (usually white in race) who wears red shoes (preferably Nikes) and is heavily into African American men.

Brandon, you see Becky wearing them red shoes? You know what that means…

by TheFinalElegy January 3, 2024

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Red Box

An name given to a menstruating women (or vagina) that has intercourse in a movie theater.

"I totally Red Boxed Johnny last night during Twilight"

"It was dark, I couldn't tell she was a Red Box"

by 5secondhero November 16, 2012

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Red Bull

Red Bull is a brand of energy drinks produced by the Austrian corporation Red Bull GmbH. It was initially introduced in 1987, and has since grown to become the third most valuable soft drink brand in the world, behind Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

I drink sugar-free Red Bull, quite frequently.

by This is my handle okay July 23, 2025

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