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Balls on my chin

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.
(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.
by BenjiW April 28, 2008
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Asian cock and balls

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.
Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)
by CEO of sex September 17, 2019
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balls ass naked

by bob magrann June 26, 2007
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Wet Ball Nation

A Group Of People Who Wetball Or Eat Girls Out On A Regular Basis. They Call Themselves Wet Ball Nation.
Tracy: I Met This Dude.
Kim: He Rep Wet Ball Nation.
(Guy Walks Up)
Guy: Hell Yea I Eats It Out ! All Day Every Day!
by jordyb April 18, 2010
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doo dee balls

by pimphomeo July 27, 2003
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Schweaty Ball-Z

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region
Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"
by Jacques Strappe July 6, 2004
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Alabama Ball Wrangle

1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax

if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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