Balls on my chin

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.

(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.

by BenjiW April 28, 2008

Asian cock and balls

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.

Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)

by CEO of sex September 17, 2019

balls ass naked

to be deemed totally naked

jim fell out of the shower balls ass naked

by bob magrann June 26, 2007

Wet Ball Nation

A Group Of People Who Wetball Or Eat Girls Out On A Regular Basis. They Call Themselves Wet Ball Nation.

Tracy: I Met This Dude.
Kim: He Rep Wet Ball Nation.
(Guy Walks Up)
Guy: Hell Yea I Eats It Out ! All Day Every Day!

by jordyb April 18, 2010

doo dee balls

aka dangleberries

i have doodee balls in my rectal cavity

by pimphomeo July 27, 2003

Schweaty Ball-Z

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region

Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"

by Jacques Strappe July 6, 2004

Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).

Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?

by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009