The act of taking a dump.
by theboatofra December 08, 2020
Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
by LambadaCore March 19, 2023
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by Mrcheesgaybutsex June 21, 2023
To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
by Lionking69 June 01, 2017
This relatively new phrase is specifically designed for use on an individual who has completely imploded and spannered their lives beyond any chance of rescue or redemption (either by gobbing off or doing something so retarded that the karma was inbound, and coming in hot...)
To do a 'Nimble' in public is always entertaining, and offers those who witness it the chance to see firsthand how NOT to run your life.
After losing his mind spectacularly whilst screaming down the phone at a lady, the aforementioned culprit failed to realise that his entire rant was being recorded and shortly thereafter uploaded to YouTube, which ordinarily wouldn't really be that bad, except this time a laundry list of disgruntled previous lovers were tagged in the upload...
It doesn't take a professor to realise that he had done a 'Nimble'.
OJ Simpson and Diddy also got snagged doing a 'Nimble'.
After losing his mind spectacularly whilst screaming down the phone at a lady, the aforementioned culprit failed to realise that his entire rant was being recorded and shortly thereafter uploaded to YouTube, which ordinarily wouldn't really be that bad, except this time a laundry list of disgruntled previous lovers were tagged in the upload...
It doesn't take a professor to realise that he had done a 'Nimble'.
OJ Simpson and Diddy also got snagged doing a 'Nimble'.
by StevePoodle June 02, 2025
When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.
”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018