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Fart Bags

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.
by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023
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FART

by Doggie*Love April 8, 2022
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Fart

Bobby entered the stall to crap, but only ended up farting.
by ScorpioSymbol July 13, 2020
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Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.
Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!
by ReyMon! July 7, 2024
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Fart master

by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022
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you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
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Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
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