IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

throwin' kids

After masturbating, flicking the jizz off your hand.

After going to the titty bar I'm throwin' kids.

by mike in pdx September 7, 2013

Kid bro effect

Makes girls obsessed with you

I have the kid bro effect.

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

Green Screen Kid

A person, usually a child, adding their face in front a random ass video and adding nothing to the video itself.

My friend is a green screen kid. He takes the most random shorts and adds himself into it.

by yjmgc7x7 December 20, 2023

kids

young people who spend your time buying and playing games

i have two kids

by the blue dog December 20, 2022