double trouble

when you are having sex with a pregnant women, and the fetus proceeds to give you a blowjob all at once.

“yo brady i took this girl home from the club, and she happened to be pregnant”

“that’s awesome dude! did you end up getting a double trouble?”

“yessir, you already know”

by D3c1an March 12, 2025

Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach

Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned

by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025

DOUBLE O JOE

When one O IN JOE ISNT ENOUGH

HEY DOUBLE O JOOE ....YOU KNOW WHEN THE DOUBLE O IS ENOUGH !!

Where have you been double O Joe!!

by anonymous March 17, 2025

double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.

Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.

by CushlaB March 22, 2025

Double L

A person who is described as a "Lint Licker"; typically used as an insult towards dirty, unkept, bum, untamed men. Can also describe a person who enjoys eating hairy cooch (the hair would be the lint in this case and the male is the licker) , typically used as an insult toward eaters who eat different women's cooches often.

Will: John is such a Double L
Pat: A what?
Will: John gave head to samantha uncut, he's a lint licker
Pat: Oh wow john gets down, he is a double L

by doowapshoewap June 3, 2024

Double Assectomy

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.

"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"

by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024