Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.

-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...

Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!

by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018

Double-Michigan

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

by DayBed July 31, 2025

Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

anti double dipping

To have a personal rule never to ask the same girl out twice.

Dude: Stacy is totes into me...but im anti double dipping
Dude 2: U asked her out before?
Dude: Yeah...

by Renzuli August 22, 2011

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025