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Cum

Do you think that blended pineapple mixed with cum would be yogurt?
by Adamsnon June 6, 2023
mugGet the Cummug.

cum

a great word to use in casual conversation
Have you seen the inside of a cocoa plant? It's filled with cum!

I hate ranch, it's like you just came all over your salad.
by George66 November 22, 2021
mugGet the cummug.

Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
mugGet the Johnny-Cum-Latelymug.

denis cum

cum coming from a discord user named denisbbc (better known as denisbbe)
omg bro you made such a big denis cum
by unknown909 August 17, 2022
mugGet the denis cummug.

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT
MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART
by MrOozer August 2, 2021
mugGet the CUM FARTmug.

cum

The white shit that cums out my bbc when I’m hella horny
Aw shit, I’m cumming all over my dads car
by CumNigger101 July 8, 2024
mugGet the cummug.

Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).
After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.
by Somptin March 30, 2025
mugGet the Texas Cum Casserolemug.

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