Urban Dictionary

the fucking best dictionary in the world and is 10 times better than a normal dictionary and is actually true

Urban dictionary is fucking godly

by godlyperson101 July 26, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020

The Urban Dicuary

a place where you get mugs

Buy a Urban dictionary mug for your brothe- *chokes*
NO
The Urban Dicuary

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

Urban dictionary

A place to search up useless words.

Guy 1: What u wanna do?
Guy 2: Let's search something up on Urban dictionary!

by !!!!!@ November 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Urban meaning city and dic in dictionary being dick and tion is just a misspelling of in and ary being a person so in an urban place where a dick is in ary

Tim: Hahaha look at this Urban Dictionary!!!

(This is satire pls)

by ImSatireHonestly September 17, 2023

URBAN DICTIONARY

Urban dictionary was meant to be a user-input dictionary but instead has turned every definition into a stupid meme of some sorts.

"Yo why does it say that a shark is a type of sex position?" "You're using urban dictionary, aren't you?"

by The booty tickler November 5, 2023

Urban loud speaker

A person that is talking too boisterous and loud in public

Can You keep it down your becoming a urban loud speaker

by Mtg187 August 24, 2024