National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

Flutter Time

A time when a pony (Mainly Fluttershy) would snuggle and cuddle with you for a long period of time

Fluttershy: Oh Anon, I think it's flutter time!
Anon: Yay! 🥰

by Christeele July 15, 2022

dinky time

A strain of marijuana grown at the south-east of the Niagara escarpment in Ontario, Canada.

A sativa dominant hybrid known for its giggly effects.

Hey is anyone up for some dinky time?

by popeyethefailure July 18, 2022

It's Deoin' Time.

The coolest catchphrase that is now one of the most popular slang terms. It was originally used in the most successful youtuber of all time : "deo the doge" and it escalated from there. now it is said about 1 deoillion times every day
Possibly a reference to the power rangers saying "its Deoinph time!".
Its Deoin' time!
yoooo

"I cried when he said "It's deoin' Time." such an emotional moment!"

by deolover69 July 19, 2022

Not ready for prime time

A new yet untested piece of technology that's currently not ready to replace anything related to the industrial revolution and therefore not ready for mass consumption.

Ev's are not ready for prime time and won't be for another 2 or 3 decades.

by Sexydimma July 20, 2022

Good Time

When a golden retriever eats your ass.

Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”

Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.”

by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022