halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom

Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras

by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022

you mom

the definition of fat

you mom's fat

by ha laluya December 25, 2023

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

mom

your mom

“mom help me with homework plzzzz.”
“No.”
“die”

by iehgrwos October 3, 2021

Your Mom

it just basically your mom but it bigger than the universe, it so big that even you can't see it

the universe is so small that Your Mom can't compare to it

by noisaacno March 8, 2022

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022