fart mander

a fart mander farts and sharts and likes darts while calling his best friend a retart horny or not a fart mander hates thots and likes to dox them fart manders buttsex

I LOVE FART MANDER
HES SUCH A FART MANDER

IM GOING TO BOMB THE TOILET WITH A FART MANDER

by big minion hater 5000 May 12, 2022

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Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021

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Bottle fart

When you repeatedly squeeze the bottle to get some extra sauce out, creating farting noises. This is actually an effective way to get an extra squeeze out of your bottle.

Person 1 - Crap! The sauce bottle's out.
Person 2 - Nothing a quick little bottle fart won't fix.

by arvinthsiva January 7, 2022

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fart

to expel gas from rear end

can you please fart on my balls?

by bigsexymf6969 November 8, 2020

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Farts OwO

Use this word randomly. At random times. It's the most funniest thing to say. Esepcially in Max's 76th discord server.

Bro look at this guy, he is so ugly. Farts OwO

by POV: i seksd ur mom May 10, 2021

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A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

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