Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.
Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.
by Updog9000 November 02, 2022
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Mean game of cat and goose

The definition derived from the age old tribe or the roseheath mans. When one mans says to another mans that he isn’t not trying to not woo his other mans woman.
by Cat and goose mans August 21, 2018
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Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.
Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.
by Doula719 June 06, 2015
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Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.
Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.
by Doula719 June 06, 2015
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Witch Cat

A Gothic/Masculine Gay Of Any Gender Who Loves Cats
Person 1: They Are Cute
Person 2: Oh, Their A Witch Cat
by Smol_cootie July 25, 2021
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Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side
May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi
by Crosonte October 18, 2018
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dumb cat

dumb cat
by EstonianCabbage July 21, 2023
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