Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

14th General Order of a Sentry

You shan't poop on the poopdeck

"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"

by FlanktoFlank October 17, 2022

somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

The Good Lord has a sense of humor

The good lord has a sense of humor is an old southern way of saying “a really funny coincidence” this definition stems from the southern United States around late 1700s to the early 1800s

From the movie Gettysburg:
“Today is July 3rd”
“And tomorrow is July 4th, Independence Day, The Good Lord has a sense of humor”

by Hcienxidekdn April 24, 2023

a complete and utter destruction of the senses

a song made by a one member band known as heaven pierce her, whos one member is known as hakita. it appears in hit game ultrakill in the level 1-2.

"hey do you listen to a complete and utter destruction of the senses"
"yes, i like a complete and utter destruction of the senses. it's a great song"

by boykisser99 June 30, 2023

the chattering lack of common sense

wait what is going on here im a little out of sorts

hey do u fw the chattering lack of common sense by ghost and pals
hell yeah brutha

by entomothku July 31, 2024

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023