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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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swing nut

My room is so dirty after that swing nut.
by Flapy Nong Wodd November 7, 2023
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JINDER NUT

He loves to have lots including partys and he is a gamer on PS4 and loves to play sports ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! And loves to give puns and he loves sports!!!
If u love sports u are a JINDER NUT
by Sport boy February 7, 2018
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Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.
"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Dookey nut

The definition of dookey nut is being garbage at any game.
For example did you hear about that tiny kid who’s dookey nut at fortnite
by WhosSinsz May 8, 2020
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deez nuts

a funny prank to do on random females to get the shit slap out of you
person 1: do you have enya CD"S
person 2:what
person 3: SUCK DEEZ NUTS ENYA MOUTH
by A.G.O.T.I March 17, 2022
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