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dick juggler

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.
Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.
by female wolf December 27, 2011
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dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.
“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”
by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018
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Dick helmet

A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.
"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"
by Desert Doc March 8, 2018
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humble dick

sally: girl i fucked Johnny last night
karen: but he's skinnny....
sally: not down there:) he's gotta humble dick
by plaidgoesbad June 19, 2017
mugGet the humble dickmug.

Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.
"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."
by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011
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slipper dick

A very beautiful person from the inside out.
Ricky you're a slipper dick and that's why I love you.
by Syty_74 January 31, 2014
mugGet the slipper dickmug.

coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians
Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!
by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017
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