National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

by homiefucker December 12, 2023

Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean

“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 06, 2024

Cum chicken

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken

Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?

by Cumchickenking August 06, 2024

cum cone

when you smoke a cone then have a wank and cum in the cone piece and leave it in there for the next cone.

im gonna have a cum cone tonight

by Pusspinch October 04, 2022

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Bloody cum bubble

A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.

B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth

A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels

by 333bam July 24, 2024

Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

by xxxKismetxxx January 08, 2024