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dumb cum

A man's ejaculation into a woman without a contraceptive.
I'm not allowing a dumb cum, sweetie. Let's have safe sex and buy a condom.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the dumb cummug.

Cum

The shit the come out yo dick when you get horny
by The reason to quit smoking January 6, 2023
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.
Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?
by D1ngus March 21, 2022
mugGet the Cum and Ballmug.

Cum

Something a child starts producing when they hit puberty.
Hayden had a thought. He wanted to jerk off! He got in bed, and started jerking off. But, he forgot to close the door! His dad entered and said "Do you need a demonstration?" Hayden blushed, "I'm only 10, dad!" Hayden's dad closed the door and started ripping off his clothes. He threw the sheets off and put his monster 10 inch cock into Hayden's mouth. Hayden was stunned, all he could see is a 10 inch cock covered in hair, but he liked it. He moved his dad and jumped on his dad's cock. "Put it in me, papa!" He started jumping on it and felt something warm and wet sploosh in. He then cummed all over his dad's face. Then, his friend picklocked the door and came in. He recorded it while he jerked off.
by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum Dumpster

An orifice or surface on which a male of the Human Race deposits his sperm onto or into repeatedly to claim as his own
That thot is my new cum dumpster.
by Cam3n2123 July 10, 2019
mugGet the Cum Dumpstermug.

Cum utter

A man cum into a rubber glove and then ties it off and the woman the strokes the fingers like a cow utter into her mouth
Look at that bitch sucking out of that cum utter
by Randm July 30, 2020
mugGet the Cum uttermug.

Cum

by Ramen110738 February 14, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

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