Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025

cum devil

White people.

Cum devils are stereotyped to be racist, greedy, materialistic and prejudiced against other cultures.

by YoiryoSaturn September 2, 2025

Lil’ cum nut

Defining a nickname for a partner.

Instead of saying ‘hey pookie,’ you could use ‘hey, my lil’ cum nut.’

by imtherealtofucat September 5, 2025

Cum-bias

Pre-post nut clarity

I was gooning too hard and my brain was full of cum-bias until I finished and got the post nut-clarity.

by BraindeadMoronicIdiotFuck September 12, 2025

Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.

I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.

by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

CUM

Cumberland Amtrak Station. A small Amtrak station in Cumberland, Maryland. It’s a one platform station (a side platform) consisting of two tracks. The station is famous for its station code "CUM," which has made it a popular (and somewhat infamous) destination among perverts and immature humor enthusiasts. The code "CUM" often sparks laughter or crude jokes due to its similarity to the slang term for semen. Despite its unintended comedic allure, the Cumberland station serves as a key stop for train travelers along the Capitol Limited route, offering services to and from Washington, D.C. and Chicago.

"I’m catching my train at CUM station in Cumberland. No, it’s not what you think, it’s just the Amtrak stop."

by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025

Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025