Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021

Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.

My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.

by C/G April 8, 2021

textfast

The period of time between texts. Usually spanning overnight but mainly used to describe the gap--either curated or naturally occurring--in texting between two people who have just recently met online.

I don't want to play any games so I'll just break the textfast by messaging Lex good morning so it won't be awkward.

by Frank C. May 8, 2021

Texas

Where all the pretty bihhs be!

Guy1: Damn, she's hot!
Guy2: of course, she's from Texas

by Amyluv May 8, 2021

Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021

Text

I feel the place,rocked, where you reside deep inside me. I am struggling with my feeling , trying to find a place to let the hurt rest. My heart is big and wonderful and mostly pure. There is magic afoot Tempting and tempered by all that would keep us apart. I am open and I am broken as I stand before you, Teetering on my missteps while trying to fly

I poured my heart out in a text.

by Where4Rthou? April 15, 2021

Texasmf

The most mid mf ever his page is mad dead and all he does is miss

Did you hear about texasmf

Yeah he made another shitty unfunny trampoline video lmao mid

by Uuxya April 18, 2021