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Gut Nuts

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.
by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023
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Queen Nut

Queen Nut is a radiant Queen from Nut-Topia. Queen Nut wear a beautiful pink dress and a gold crown whilst ruling her subjects. She commonly uses phrases such as 'live laugh love' 'fishy fun' and 'do my bidding'. She will rule for centuries.
''Queen Nut is the best Queen!''
by Queen Nut October 17, 2021
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nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.
"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"
by nuttinson November 2, 2018
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The Nut Sauce™️

A clip of a Joe Rogan YouTube Poop video where Alex Jones says at 1:08 “The Nut Sauce”
Joe Rogan: Are you saying I’m a homosexual?
Alex Jones: Yes I am
JR: How do you know this is true?
AJ: The Nut Sauce™️
by Gay fart September 26, 2020
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Rusty nut

A blonde tall lanky kid that looks like a bird usually named Brandon
by Jeff_123469 June 4, 2018
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Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021
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Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it
by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
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