Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.

I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.

by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020

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double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.

i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth

by suck my vagenis February 24, 2005

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double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.

Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.

by Sköl July 18, 2019

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IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!

Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2024

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