PEnis

BIG JUICY THING

HE ATE MY PENIS

by I WANNA FUCKIN DIE June 3, 2018

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024

Penis

A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt

Damn that guy has no underwear on and you can see his tiny penis!

by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018

Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it

Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis

by Booey ooey May 18, 2024

Penis

The funniest word ever, will always make people laugh.

Guy one: penis.

Guy two: ha

by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021

Penis

A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.

Women: It’s time

Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*

by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018