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News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
mugGet the Newsmug.

New Orleans Shine Dome

The New Orleans Shine Dome is when your are in the presence of a person with less hair than the average person has on their head for example a receding hair line or just being bald.So when your with them either a light or the sun catches their head and shines in your face which can cause a lot of discomfort.
Person one: Yo that kid over there is giving me a New Orleans Shine Dome.

Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. Itโ€™s so annoying!
by Englishmajor5697 May 9, 2018
mugGet the New Orleans Shine Domemug.

The new amogus Beano comic

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)
by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021
mugGet the The new amogus Beano comicmug.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>`'`New`'`Found`'`Success`'`New`'`<.7.9.7.6>mug.

new rick roll

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.

Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.
Mike: What are you giggling about?
Sally: I just straight liked five people, its my new rick roll.
by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011
mugGet the new rick rollmug.

New Weird

A genre of literature and media that introduces contemporary weird fiction elements, postmodernist elements, high fantasy, and real world dynamics and perspectives in a hodgepodge that is better read/seen than merely assigned a definition.

Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.
For many people, Perdido Street Station, the SCP canons, or Control was their gateway drug to the new weird: where fantasy finds a contemporary foundation.
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 15, 2022
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