i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

by katrinasex February 13, 2019

Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018

getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Get Out of Virginity Free Card

A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag

Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"

by Mallowman87 March 1, 2008

Get your ass over here

When someone says “Get your ass over here”, you don’t just see a butt there, you are there. In short, your ass is you.

Mother: Timmy, you better get your ass over here
*timmy goes to his mother*

by unknownchildslave October 1, 2020

how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

by Boipi February 24, 2021

Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit

Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!

by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018