Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.

“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom”

by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025

Double-dip piss lips

A old saggy hag with oversized nanna flaps, that fall into a bucket-like cunt that a community of deadbeat losers store their seamen samples.

Hey did you see double-dip piss lips last weekend?

by Laicositna July 18, 2025

Double Spooky Dooky [OG]

When one decides to take a normal spooky dooky in the dark instead in this version you leave the door unlocked as if no one’s is in there and when a family member or friend comes in you proceed to scared the shit out of them and while you shit as well

As i sat there taking a spooky dooky my mother proceeded into the bathroom and i yelled, “DOUBLE SPOOKY DOOKY OG !”

by OGspookydooky July 19, 2025

Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.

"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"

by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025

Double Double

A five way with either two black girls and two white girls or two black guys and two white guys.

Did you hear Brian got a double double last night two fine white girls and ther two black friends.

by RANGERxxKING July 25, 2025

Double-Michigan

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

by DayBed July 31, 2025

Controlled Double Bust(CDB)

When your nutting and you pinch off one nut, then a moment or two later you bust the other nut. Kind of like kinking the garden hose for a sec(if you had two). Good for multiple C shots.

YO CHAT! I just CDB'd Tammy from accounting last night! Took me weeks to perfect the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)!

by Arnold Brownsviger2 July 31, 2025