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Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip 

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
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run some cheese 

encompasses all the humor
boy #1: Paige, you have to come to the party. Jared wants to run some cheese

Paige: I guess I have to come if it encompasses all the humor

Wheeze on cheese

Wheeze on cheese by dbhdoggos June 16, 2018

that’s some cheese 

1) To be easy

2) To be ridiculous

Something can be considered cheese when it’s easy or ridiculous
Person 1: bro bet you can’t dunk it.
Person 2: bro that’s some cheese watch

Kraft singles American cheese 

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

Toss the cheese 

An alternative use for the phrase spill the tea. Usually used when the situation is less serious
Girl: Omg did you here about that new show?
Girl #2: Um no! Toss the cheese, gurl!!
Toss the cheese by ButterSideDown September 15, 2018

Take the cheese and run with it

An slang Aussie fishing term used to describe fishing in the Murray for Cod and hoping the fish takes the bait and runs with the hook.
Bit quiet on the river today Scotty, hope one will take the cheese and run with it soon.