Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024

kitty cat meow

Janie

a kitty cat meow is dumb like you

by Luis Jj December 26, 2017

Cat

Not a dog, that's it.

My cat was sitting on top of the Burj Khalifa.
My cat was chilling on the Himalayas.

by NunoLava1997 June 21, 2017

Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!

by BWB December 28, 2007

Cat flap

Lesbian term for a woman’s vagina

I preferred her cat flap to a mans penis.

by CandyCane83 January 26, 2018

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016

Sister Cat

An individual who identifies as a feminine energy!

Baby sister cat had it going on!

by Kimberly Kne’Cole October 3, 2023