Butter cat

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.

"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."

by Wooshie January 26, 2022

whomppus cat

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

by yourmyprisonbitch May 11, 2014

Boneless cat

Vagina, pussy, female reproductive organs.

I'm going to eat some boneless cat later

by Roadkill667242 October 06, 2021

people with cats

Lonely and don’t have friends to hang with

Hahahaha people with cats

by ASDSADS October 31, 2017

Ginger Cat

Crazy, loopy, cute and mad. That’s it

Molly: My kitten, teddy, is a ginger cat!
Poppy: I know, I’m your sister.

by LiveLaughLoveCats March 13, 2023

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024