Cats

One of the best things in the world. Cats control everything.

I love cats

by Amogus_20social_credit January 16, 2022

Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.

Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck December 17, 2019

Cats

The most adorable thing in the world. I mean seriously what did you expect? Look at their eyes! I still can't understand people who hate cats.

Do you have cats?
Sadly no but I love them!
You know there are people who hate cats...
They have no soul!

by Burner5785325 March 21, 2021

Femme Cat

A person who complains a lot and never relaxes. Often comes across bitchy and judgy, secretly needs love. Alternative slang word for bitch / pussy.

Why is he being such a femme cat? He needs to chill out.
Don't be a femme cat about it, stop whining.

by CyberiusXVII December 28, 2020

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

by GiantCope September 8, 2023

Cats

the most adorable, fluffy, cutest, extraordinary thing that you will come across. THEY R PERFECT.

Dad: what do you want for your birthday?
You: Cats
Dad: You already have 3
You: Your point is?

by lilmonkey222 March 26, 2023