think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

Farts as a form of intimacy

A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven

Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart

by Badger girl 317 February 25, 2024

fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)

that shitter over there is a fart nugget

by insaniotary February 27, 2024

Mr. Lopez Farts

Mr Lopez farts

Mr. Lopez Farts

by Mr lopez February 28, 2024

fart ingredients

Everything used to make farts

“I thought farts were just air”

“Let’s look up fart ingredients”

by CuppaDoe March 1, 2024

Anal Glizzy Fart

ie. 'Butthole Queef'

When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.

"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."

by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024