This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 22, 2010
Everyone in life has troubles be them physical or mental. Whether rich or poor the heartaches of life escape no one.
Be kind, give people a break, don't be so quick to anger or judge because, Everybody has a bag of rocks to carry.
Quit whining, we all have a bag of rocks.
Quit whining, we all have a bag of rocks.
by LadyDie10 March 17, 2015
by whatevvv October 18, 2008
Typically black men who are consistently unemployed. They usually have multiple children by multiple women and refuse to pay child support, protect or provide from them. They tend to mooch off of other family members, playing video games all day, smoking marijuana or using other illegal substances. They sleep on an air mattress with bugs crawling on the ceiling and are content with being complete failures in the black community. They are usually high school drop outs and sell drugs late at night calling themselves "street pharmacists." They have an inferiority complex and blame white men for it. They are angry about it and too afraid to challenge the dominance of white men in society so they date white women as a way to compete with white men and/or make white men angry. They usually want to be supported by the women they date and refuse to get a job. They use white supremacy as an excuse for their "plight." They carry around three metaphorical trash bags: "dereliction, degeneracy and drama". They like to call themselves "kings" but have no kingdom. They enjoy being in prison to sleep with other men and are ecstatic to have three free meals per day. They have no goals, aspirations or plans to make their communities safer. They are comfortable taking on a feminine role in the black community and expect black women to carry the weight of the black community while at the same time chastise them for being too "masculine."
Tanya: "Tyrone still owes me $150,000 in back child support because he won't get a job to help me support his children."
Shondra: "Girl, you know he ain't nothing but a three trash bags struggle dusty. He doesn't want to work because he's too lazy."
Shondra: "Girl, you know he ain't nothing but a three trash bags struggle dusty. He doesn't want to work because he's too lazy."
by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021
Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
by Telephony August 06, 2016
When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.
Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
by JERSEY BOY 70 June 15, 2016
by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013