Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.

“Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”

by that1.J July 4, 2023

Penis

Only I have one cus I'm built different

I peed out my penis

by Buffin October 22, 2020

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

penis

- Something that males have
- A word you should not be looking up

- Look that guy has a penis
- I should not be looking up penis in the urban dictionary

by woodermellonballz November 3, 2020

penis tuna

penis inserted in tuna

Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna

by Tooraa January 3, 2019

Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 23, 2022