by Squid6969 May 9, 2020
Get the Jack landmug. The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.
You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit
or
You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit
or
You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
by iBroadwell March 9, 2015
Get the Stealth Jackmug. Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
Get the Stumpy lumber jackmug. by Kevin boi May 23, 2016
Get the Jack blastmug. The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s bootmug. Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
by Shaytan July 5, 2010
Get the Speaker Jackmug. The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
Get the Jack the Sadmug.