Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.
Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
by Silverback nutsack January 08, 2024
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Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life
Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
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double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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double-fourth-cousin

Double-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My double-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 09, 2021
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doubling time

The time required for a value to double. In the COVID-19 pandemic, doubling time is measured in days and typically applies to the number of deaths or confirmed cases for a country or state.
Initially, the total number of COVID-19 deaths in New York had a doubling time of 2 days but now it has slowed down to 5 days.

Increasing the doubling time of hospitalizations by even a day can have a big positive effect on the system.
by DrRascal April 11, 2020
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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
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