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friend

a sentient tool used temporarily to get through depression and other stages of life. usually ppl forget about these tools until they are in debt and need loans/ political support. they can also help you indulge in things you will regret doing later on such as the girl next door saying she's pregnant...
my friend convinced me to do tht so its not my fault.
by anonymous January 4, 2022
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National Best Friend's day

October 4th- National Best Friends Day, make sure to post your bestie and show some appreciation!
John - "Hey why didnt you post me I thought we were best friends"
Clara- "Why is today so special to post you?"
John- "Its National Best Friend's Day!!"
by Fgjjcf October 3, 2021
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My best friend

The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful
Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND
by - Miaxo November 25, 2021
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Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!
Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind
by guywithtaste September 8, 2016
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Smoke Your Friend Out Day

Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day”

Carson: “oh word what does that mean”

Mark: “roll a doob”
by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021
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My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022
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Friend of Bluey

A coded slang descriptor to identify a member of the ABDL community.
“You have a really cute hoodie. I’m a Friend of Bluey, too!”
by PepperPawbs April 25, 2024
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