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You suck at life.

Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
by Gummby November 14, 2004
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Ni hao are you?

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.
Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**
by Aryarfyarf February 1, 2008
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you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head
god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!
by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004
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You Got Bombed!!

You MUST say "YOU GOT BOMBED!!" to any mother-fucker-bitch-ass-nigga that you actually screw.
Saying "YOU GOT BOMBED!!" involves that you move one of your hand upright figuring a bomb shell falling. Mime the explosion when you're done.
Seb: Man, I so fucked your mother yesterday! It was jaw breaking!!!
Vince: WHAT!?
Seb: YOU GOT BOMBED!!

or

Mich: (After several absences) Is there anyway I could get back in class?
Teacher: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?
n00b: YOU GOT BOMBED!!
by Mathieu Grenier October 3, 2004
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You Are My Sunshine

I'm sure you know the classic nursery rhyme song "You Are My Sunshine" but have you ever wondered what the meaning behind it is it's actually pretty dark, the song sing's about how the singer doesn't want their loved one to be killed that's why when the say's "Please don't take my sunshine away" their saying please don't kill them I mean disagree or agree with me that's what I believe and heard it means after all this is my opinion
"You are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never know dear how much I love you please don't take my sunshine away, I'll always love you and make you happy cause you are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never know dear how much I love you please don't take my sunshine away."
by prettyhorse101 June 23, 2017
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I hate you

What a guy says to a girl wen he really wants to say to you
Cdaddy-I hate you

Amommy-what the fuck, shut up and just listen to the godamn soonnnngggg
by mymoomy October 19, 2017
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you want a cookie

response to an individual who keeps talking about irrelevant details.
Max: check out this article about arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon: You want a cookie?
by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday March 23, 2012
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