Fuk fart

Not doing what you're supposed to be doing ,goofing off

You guys are fuk farting around and not gett8ng anything done

by jen39 February 11, 2024

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

ghost fart

a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you

person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.

John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Stinky Baby Fart Juice

A term to describe something really really stinky.

Bully: "farts"
Me: It smells like stinky baby fart juice.

by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024