feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

make me one with everything

What the mystic said to the pizza chef.

"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?

by Fearman April 11, 2008

One Eyed Jack

While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.

James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?

Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.

James: Nice dude.

by Paikun November 6, 2017

One eyed mud golem

A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex

Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.

by Thriftin December 27, 2016

one of sams bad ideas

An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.

Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"

by Madden17 January 2, 2009

Chuck us a fat one

To lay down a fat hack

Robbo man, Chuck us a fat one

by Buntos November 2, 2016