goat penis 

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

goat penis by goat penis December 27, 2016

Immortal penis 

A penis that is so perfectly formed and smooth and shiny is simply an immortal penis

After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis

Immortal penis by Swine Doctor March 9, 2017

dinosaur penis 

A massive throbing prehestorique penis

woah maxe's penis is a dinosaur penis

dinosaur penis by Litpineapplebanana April 24, 2017

pencil penis 

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017

Scabby penis 

A std on the head of your silly Willy

Kierzz: come on abby babes give a man some head you know

Abby: ok get it out

Kierzz: there you go baby

Abby: wtf is that first its really small and second why do you have lots of scabs on your dick

Kierzz: idk I think i got a std

Abby: get your one inch and that scabby penis away from me

Scabby penis by Bluesky4567 June 25, 2017

bradleys penis 

Something you can't get

Wow you are such a bradleys penis

bradleys penis by biggiggles February 14, 2018

Phantom Penis 

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia

Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

Phantom Penis by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018